Consumer Reports, on the last inside page of every print magazine has the Selling It section that shows ridiculous advertisements. It has always been my favorite part of the magazine. For example.
I came across some eBay listings that fit nicely into this theme. See anything wrong with our first listing?
Which is it, new or used? It looks a bit used to me.
In our second listing, the seller decided that providing an example of a suggested use might help sell the square skillet.
And she nicely clarifies:
The USDA Choice Rib Eye and USDA Rubber Sirloin not included.